What Does Your AOL/Hotmail/Gmail Account Say About You?

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In the event that you are the last human on Earth that has not converted to Gmail, this interesting email analysis will determine what kind of person you are dependent on the email server you are using.¬† Since most of the modern world is using Gmail, we’ll start with that.

GMAIL USERS

You’re a non-offensive hip guy who stays on top of all the trends.  90% of your time is completely consumed by G-chatting all day long. The other 10% of your time is spent worrying that GMail is becoming too mainstream. You’re debating switching over to an @mac address, but you have to get new Converse sneakers first.

AOL USERS

You were the coolest dude around in the 90’s. Everyone loved your dial-up jokes, Clinton impressions, and fluorescent warm-up jackets. But now you’re just another middle-aged parent living in the suburbs with no time to go online. Your computer use is limited to forwarding chain letters and surfing chat rooms with the hope of cybering.

MSN/HOTMAIL USERS

You could spend all day watching Hulk Hogan’s reality show reruns. Unfortunately, the prison has strict TV watching hours. Your inbox is filled up with e-mails from lonely women and Viagra-related spam.

YAHOO USERS

You got your e-mail address during the AOL pay-for-Internet era.  Although you were dying for a cool screen name, you were too poor to shell out the monthly fee. It’s now your go-to spam e-mail address whenever you’re filling out online forms or trying to create multiple accounts on one website.

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2 Responses to “What Does Your AOL/Hotmail/Gmail Account Say About You?”

  1. June 7, 2010 at 12:24 am #

    Hi I attempted to sign up to your RSS and the link seems to be broken. How can i get around this?
    Thanks

  2. June 7, 2010 at 1:02 am #

    I found myself regurgitating what you said in your 1 and 2 points while answering the three questions. :$ I’ll be brief instead

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