June 27, 2010 | 2 Comments

The New Rock-Paper-Scissors.

Just like everything else we played as a kid, rock paper scissors has been replaced with something a little more  modern.  The newest game taking the youth by storm is Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie; check out the rules:

Monkey
* Monkey fools Ninja
* Monkey unplugs Robot
Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

Robot
* Robot chokes Ninja
* Robot crushes Zombie
Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

Pirate
* Pirate drowns Robot
* Pirate skewers Monkey
Suggested noise: arrrrr!

Ninja
* Ninja karate chops Pirate
* Ninja decapitates Zombie
Suggested noise: keeee-ah!

Zombie
* Zombie eats Pirate
* Zombie savages Monkey
Suggested noise: braaaaaaaaaainsss!

[via Boing Boing]

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2 Responses to “The New Rock-Paper-Scissors.”

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    Becca
    June 28, 2010 at 4:43 pm #

    That seems way too complicated to me LOL

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