Apple Restricts the Sexy…

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Apple is trying to rid itself of the rotten ones in its App bunch. The beloved brand is tightening up its restrictions on sexy or suggestive apps, removing them from iTunes.

But according to Chillifresh the developer for The Wobble app, there seems to be something strange in this apple tree. These are the new rules as told to him:

1. No images of women in bikinis (Ice skating tights are not OK either)

2. No images of men in bikinis! (I didn’t ask about Ice Skating tights for men)

3. No skin (he seriously said this) (I asked if a Burqa was OK, and the Apple guy got angry)

4. No silhouettes that indicate that Wobble can be used for wobbling boobs (yes – I am serious, we have to remove the silhouette in this pic)

5. No sexual connotations or innuendo: boobs, babes, booty, sex – all banned

6. Nothing that can be sexually arousing!! (I doubt many people could get aroused with the pic above but those puritanical guys at Apple must get off on pretty mundane things to find Wobble “overtly sexual!”)

7. No apps will be approved that in any way imply sexual content (not sure how Playboy is still in the store, but …)

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7 Responses to “Apple Restricts the Sexy…”

  1. February 23, 2010 at 7:55 pm #

    How much is shipping to Canada?

  2. February 25, 2010 at 1:06 pm #

    More More please!

  3. February 28, 2010 at 4:04 am #

    This seems silly. Couldn't they just put restrictions on who can access these apps? I mean you have to have an account to download them don't you?

  4. February 28, 2010 at 4:48 pm #

    Love this.

  5. February 28, 2010 at 4:51 pm #

    coool!

  6. February 28, 2010 at 5:08 pm #

    Nice one, Thanks!

  7. February 28, 2010 at 5:51 pm #

    aah, will be downloading lots of these today!

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