Posh Puppy Memoirs

Dogs have come a long way from backyard living and digging up dirt. These days, upper class pups get the royal treatment for their unconditional love. There are dog whisperers, dog shows, dog ice cream, doggy daycares, spas, parks and so much more for Fido. But I’m predicting the next trend for pampered pooches — furrytales. It just wouldn’t be the good life if it wasn’t documented. Enter Posh Puppy Memoirs.

That’s right. Custom created biographies about rich bitches (and boys too). The coffee table style books are meant to capture the pup’s story as told by mom or dad. Their first day home, the first time they learned to jump on the couch or a picture of that torn up shoe.

“We’re all about celebrating the dog’s life,” said Tanyanika Davis, who is also an award-winning journalist. “The truth is, they’re more than just a family pet. And our memoirs are designed to capture that sentiment in a meaningful and enduring way.”

There are three packages: the Silver Package ($650) offers a choice between two book sizes with up to 80 pages; the Gold Package ($850) features a still larger book with up to 100 pages, as well as an accompanying brag book of images; and the Platinum Package ($1,150) includes a private session with a pet photographer, among other upgrades.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it seems steep, but don’t hate. It ain’t tricking if you got it. And the likes of Will Smith, Paris Hilton and other celebrity dog lovers are sure to be up on this.

Posh Puppy Memoirs is based in Riverdale, New York. And being posh isn’t just about luxury, they believe in giving back. They donate to the SPCA in an effort to pamper all pups.