ATM Speaks (Displays) Cockney Slang. Cocknians(sp) Revolt!

By Kutty

Not sure how they take this, but I think it is pretty offensive. Then again, I have been pretty sensitive today and this could really be nothing. Can anyone translate this for me?

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5 Responses to “ATM Speaks (Displays) Cockney Slang. Cocknians(sp) Revolt!”

  1. August 25, 2009 at 1:42 pm #

    Sausage & Mash = cash

    That’s all I got, player.

  2. Nikki
    August 26, 2009 at 1:10 pm #

    It’s Cockney…where you take one word and make a phrase rhyme with the word, i.e. Balance on Charlie Sheen is Balance on Screen

  3. colosos70
    August 28, 2009 at 8:09 pm #

    balance on charlie sheen = balance on screen
    balance on fleet strret = balance on paper
    huckleberry finn change = pin change
    huckleberry finn unlock = pin unlock
    sausage and mash, no receipt = cash, no receipt
    sausage and mash, with receipt = cash with receipt

    the one that’s gonna be confusing all you sceptics (sceptic tanks = yanks!) will be the fleet street one. this is slang for paper because Fleet Street in London was the main place for all the newspaper printing in London.
    And Cockney Rhyming Slang was originally spoken by people from the East End of London as a code for when they went to the more affluent areas of the city thieving and conning the rich folk.
    It doesn’t always rhyme and it is still widely used and is forever changing.
    And i think that whoever posted that picture was having a right steffi with ya!! it’s gotta be jekyll!

  4. colosos70
    August 28, 2009 at 8:13 pm #

    some moolah for ya sky rocket? = some money for ya pocket?
    ya rattle and tank balance? = ya bank balance?

    oh yeah.. when i said it was widely used, it wouldn’t be like these two phrases! you’d be called a twat and told to naff off!

  5. Lisa
    March 16, 2010 at 3:37 pm #

    Is anyone able to tell me the Cockney 12 days of Christmas please

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