Usual Suspect: Jacques Morels of JacquesMorels.com
What is your favorite 80s song?
Hmmm…To be honest…Pat Benatar – “Love is A Battlefield”. I remember hearing it sampled by Kay Slay on a Wackoose (Papoose) song and I fell in love with it and her at the same time. I bump that song when I have girls in my car. lol!!
How about the last dream you had?
That my father was alive again. It was weird. I have conversations with him in my dreams all the time ya’know? My mother thinks it is because I still have not coped with his death. I am a pretty shut person so I think it makes a lot of sense.
Worst date you’ve been on?
I will give you one bad one and one funny one. The bad one, well it happens a lot to me, I will have a great time with a girl and she just does not respond to my texts anymore….I have no idea why it happens.
The funny one?
One time I went to see a movie with this chick…she was really hot. Anyway, I had to fart the entire movie, but we were kissing and I did not want to leave and go to the bathroom. Nor did I want to even fart next to her. After the movie, (which was Benjamin Button…yea I was holding it for a while) we sat in my car and I said to her…“I am sorry but I have had to fart alllllll movie” I then let out the longest and loudest fart ever. What did she do? She laughed. I then proceeded to date her for a year and some change.
Hands down best internet experience?
Twitter. I have met so many people on Twitter from around the nation that I have become FRIENDS with….it is insane.
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